Grenade Mug

Grenade Mug

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The grenade coffee mug will provide an easy out to any complaint situation at the office. It can be tiring listen to everyone complain about their work, family and boss, and, for some unknown reason, they all seem to congregate around your desk. Next time the coffee clutch comes sniffing around for a complaint fest, put them in their place with the Grenade Mug.

The stylish mug is shaped like a grenade and says "Complaint Department: Please Take a Number" and even includes a pin with a number attached. Ask the worst offender to take a number and sit down...far away. They'll get the hint and find a new place to over-share their animosity.

Drink a Java Bomb

It’s not easy being you. You have to deal with people all the time that are annoying, condescending and just plain stupid. When you’re having a bad day, pull out the Grenade Mug and let them know that you’re feeling a little touchy today. Tell them to go ahead and pull the pin if they are feeling lucky.


Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

- Grenade shaped coffee mug

- Ceramic

- Dishwasher Safe

- Sends a clear message to incessant complainers at your home or office

- Holds up to 12 ounces


Who Would Like the Grenade Mug

Anyone who has to deal with the complaints of other people will absolutely love the grenade mug. People’s complaints can really grate on your nerves, but the Grenade Mug lets them express their discontent in a deliciously passive aggressive way. It doesn’t matter if it’s the boss, your kids, your husband or anyone else that likes to complain, the Grenade Mug an appropriate choice.


Frequently Asked Questions

Can I really blow someone up?

While we all would love to throw the occasional grenade at our boss, the Grenade Mug is purely for show. The best you can expect is a good shatter if you throw it at someone. The bright side is that you won’t be incarcerated for sipping your coffee while giving the stink eye to the crybaby.


Does it hold enough coffee to keep me from blowing my top?

The great thing about the Grenade Mug is that it is not only awesome to look at, but it holds 12 ounces of coffee. Just sit back and pour your Starbucks triple-shot espresso into it each morning and enjoy the sweet taste of passive aggressive expression. If that isn’t enough to fuel your rage, you can always go for a refill.

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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  • Bethany . Jun 27, 2011
    This is the most unique mug I have ever bought; and its perfect for the office! I feel like the complaint department, so this mug described it perfectly! As an added bonus; no one takes my coffee mugs anymore. Win/Win situation!
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