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Giant Cockroach Pool Float

Giant Cockroach Pool Float

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They say that cockroaches are nearly indestructible and can survive even the harshest of conditions, but you never hear how they fare on water. Awesomely – that’s how!

The Giant Cockroach Pool Float is a massive bug that will let you scare the crap out of unsuspecting bystanders while you enjoy a lazy day at the pool. The Godzilla of insect pool floats, the Giant Cockroach looks like it should be featured in a 50s B-Movie, but it’s all yours. You didn’t even need to provide massive radiation exposure. It’s a win-win for everyone.

Fun in the Sun!

Does This Bug You?

When most people see a cockroach they either grab a shoe or run away, but you can take the Giant Cockroach Pool Float out and leave the fear at home. Our cockroach won’t give you any weird diseases or try to eat you while you sleep. In fact, once you take the Giant Cockroach Pool Float to the beach once, you’ll never leave home without it again.

 

Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

- Giant brown inflatable cockroach pool float

- Large enough to hold adult

- Creepy, yet somehow unexpectedly charming

- Body measures 64" (72" with antennae) x 28" x 7"

- Can be inflated by mouth or with air pump

- Made of vinyl

- Includes a patch kit

 

Who Would Love The Giant Cockroach Pool Float?

Anyone who likes to lounge comfortable in the pool or has a fondness of large insects will absolutely love the Giant Cockroach Pool Float. It may not be pretty, but it’s one wickedly useful critter, and you don’t even need to expose it to cosmic radiation. Everyone will be clamoring to get on top of your giant cockroach because it’s just so weirdly awesome.

 

Frequently Asked Questions

Will My Cockroach Pool Float Survive A Nuclear Fallout?

If this was a real cockroach, then yes, but since it’s just an inflatable pool toy, then it will probably be blown up with everything else. The good news is we guarantee you won’t care. You always have to look on the bright side.

Will This Scare My Little Sister?

Unless your sister is Wednesday Addams or spends her nights watching Romero movies, seeing this in her bed will likely scare the crap out of her. You can then smooth things over by taking her to the pool and letting her float along on her very own giant cockroach.

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer

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