Fuzz Crime Scene Scarf

Fuzz Crime Scene Scarf

$18.68  $16.95
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Your bad hair day may make you look like crime scene victim, but the Fuzz Crime Scene Scarf will make it official. This extra long and cozy scarf wraps comfortably around your neck while telling the world that your head is a crime and scene and shouldn't be crossed.

The bright yellow scarf is fashioned like crime scene tape and is guaranteed to get a few odd looks from passersby and any law enforcement officers looking for anything a touch suspicious. This scarf is the perfect gift for that fan of crime scene investigation television shows or the local cop you see every day at the donut shop.

Stop It’s the Fuzz

Crime scenes aren’t known for their fashion, but the Fuzz Crime Scene Scarf is the exception. It doesn’t matter if you need to cover up a gigantic hickey or just need to stay warm in the winter wind; this scarf was made for you. Wrap up in your crime scene scarf and everyone will fear messing with you has consequences and dare not to peek inside.



- Extra-long, cozy scarf knitted to look like crime scene tape

- Yellow with black print: "Crime Scene Do Not Cross"

- Acrylic with a touch of spandex for extra strength

- Size: 4" x 5 foot (10 cm x 1.5 m)



If I wear this, then is my neck admissible as evidence?

The only people that will be interested in your neck and clothing will be the fashion police, so make sure your whole ensemble matches or you could end up in a bad fashion lineup along with Lindsay Lohan, Christina Aguilera and anyone who won American Idol.

What happens if I wear this to a doughnut shop?

As long as no powdered sugar falls on the scarf, you should be safe. You might get a few odd looks from the 300 policeman in attendance, so just try not to make eye contact or take the last jelly doughnut.

Why We Love It

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  • Michelle . Jun 22, 2011
    There is a bar in the city I live in called the "Crime Scene." I once wore this scarf in the bar and people must have thought I was the owner or something...i was quite the center of attention that night ( in a good way!). this scarf definitely stands out and attracts attention and seems to give people a good laugh...that's why I LOVE it!
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