French Fry Lip Balm

French Fry Lip Balm

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Mint and cherry lip balms are so 20th century. Why settle for a second-rate, run-of-the-mill lip balm when you can moisten your lips with the amazing taste of french fries?

French Fry Lip Balm is tres chic! Oui?

Salty, crunchy, sinfully delicious french fries are an American obsession. It's high time that fried potato-y goodness is captured in a tube of travel-friendly lip balm. Now you can pucker up your pout and apply that fast-food classic to your lips anytime, anywhere.

And what about your significant other? Nothing says lovin' like passionate french fry-flavored kisses. Ooh la la! Slather on some French Fry Lip Balm, and share an unforgettable memory you'll be reminiscing about for decades.

They may not be good for you, but you’ll be hard pressed to find a better comfort food than the starch-filled delights that are French Fries. Unfortunately, they go straight to your hips and arteries, so we love that we can now get our French Fry fix in lip balm form. When the craving hits, just pull out your French Fry Lip Balm and get immediate gratification. 


Why We Love It

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