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They’re pink, they’re fluffy, and Alice in Wonderland likes to use them as croquet mallets. Flamingos are so cute that when they fart, they create attractive little balls of fluff that taste and smell great. Flamingo Farts aren’t like your usual farts or something sick and twisted like cardinal or sparrow farts. That’s just sick. Flamingo farts are a breath of fresh air that happen to come out of a flamingo’s butt. Don’t let anyone tell you that a flamingo with stomach problems is anything less than a gift from the avian gods.
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When most animals pass gas, it means a few minutes of nightmarish aromas that would gag a maggot. Have you caught a whiff of doggy poofs? Flamingo farts are exactly the opposite. They’re pink fluffs of pure pleasure, and we don’t say that lightly. Unicorns always get the credit for sweet smelling bowel movements, but these little birds have it going on.
Specs, Features and Bragging Rights
Who would love Flamingo Farts?
Anyone who loves cotton candy and the effervescent beauty of flamingos will fall in total love with Flamingo Farts Cotton Candy. They’ll never know pure, childlike joy until you’ve given them the chance to chow down on some top-quality Flamingo Farts.
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I just capture farts from flamingos in the wild?
Probably not a good idea, while these Flamingo Farts are puffy clouds of tasty goodness, their poo is poo. You don’t want to have a bag ready for a tasty toot and end up with a face full of pinky poo. Leave this up to the professionals. They’ve spent years perfecting the art of the fart, and mere mortals can’t compare.
Would you like to bag my farts?
Are you a flamingo? No. Please, keep your butt bombs to yourself and enjoy them with your family. We understand that people are proud of their gas and want to share them with the world, but unless your farts are beautiful balls of sweet smelling perfection, we’re not interested.