Fart Stoppers

Fart Stoppers

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Next time your friend is ripping noxious gas, pull out a fart stopper and tell him to go take care of the problem. When medication and diet won't stop the toots from coming, it's time to pull out the big guns. The fart stopper is a hilarious treatment for chronic flatulence or that guy who just shouldn't have had an extra helping of granny's baked beans. Your friends will be rolling on the floor laughing when you pull out this funny remedy. When you need relief fast, take out a fart stopper and end the stench-filled horror.

Did your dad have the big beefy burrito for breakfast? Are refried beans a standard part of your diet? We love Fart Stoppers because when the air becomes foul, handing Crack the Ripper a cork shows far better breeding than telling him to simply leave and never return. If your roommate requires a gas mask to be around, deliver this not-so-subtle hint.

 

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  • Aaron . Nov 16, 2012
    I left a pack of these on a coworker's desk. Best idea ever.
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