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There’s nothing more embarrassing than passing gas and smelling up an entire room. People can be forgiving, but the moment their eyes start to water and the paint begins to peel, forgiveness gives way to survival. Fart Catchers can save you face, friends, and a ton of humiliation by catching those foul odors before they be let loose upon the world.
When you feel the bubble of air about to erupt, just put one of these up against your butthole and let it go. The air is captured in the space age bag and can be released at your leisure, like, say at the office of the person you hate the most.
He who smelt it dealt it
The great thing about Fart Catchers gas bags is once that fart has been bagged like a specter from Ghostbusters, it becomes a smelly weapon of ass destruction that you can release on any unsuspecting passerby. Did you get passed up for a promotion? Maybe your girlfriend or boyfriend dumped you? These bags are your revenge. Pair one with a whoopee cushion, and you have a recipe for disaster.
Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights
- Includes five biohazard specimen bags for your convenience
- Never shamefully claim a fart again, always have backup for your backside
- Hilarious gag gift for those who’ve been betrayed by their own behinds
- For novelty purposes only, because, seriously, come on, dude
Who would love Fart Catchers?
We all have those friends who can’t help but pass gas. They eat one wrong thing, and they’re ripping ‘em like a smelly chainsaw. They’ll love Fart Catchers, because the biohazard bags will give them peace of mind. You’ll love them, because you won’t have to suffer the fumes all night. Get some for all your friends, family members, coworkers and, most importantly, significant other. Everyone has control issues every now and then. Two words: Taco Tuesday.
Frequently Asked Questions
I’m a girl. We don’t fart. Why would we need them?
Sorry, ladies, you can deny it all you want, but you fart just as much as guys. Guys will let one rip and not only be ok about it, but take pride in it. You can be a little more discreet, but the secret is out.
I’m a guy. I fart a lot, but I’m proud of them. Why do I need it?
Come on, you’re proud on boy’s night, but when you’re out on the town, the last thing you want is your date screaming as a gas cloud chokes the life out of her. Bag up those farts, and enjoy the aroma after you get home.