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Emergency Santa Kit

Emergency Santa Kit

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You never know when there might be a Christmas emergency. Maybe the office Santa fell down in the snow and broke his leg, so now you're in need of an emergency Santa. Maybe Santa's sleigh has been impounded by the police pending an investigation about that whole running over grandma thing and you've got to make an impromptu Santa appearance in the night.

You need the Emergency Santa Kit!

The Emergency Santa Kit includes a Santa hat and inflatable beard, so if the need arises, you'll be prepared. Don't let an unexpected Christmas debacle leave you high and dry in the Santa department. Get the Emergency Santa Kit and keep it next to the first aid kit.

For Those Tinsel Emergencies

It’s 11:50 on Christmas Eve and the kids are asleep in bed. You suddenly get a call on the Santa Phone that Old St. Nick’s stranded on I-80 because Dancer decided on a late night taco treat, and he’s sidelined with no toilet paper. The Emergency Santa Kit is there for you. You may not be able to slide down the chimney, but you’ll look enough like him to fool bleary-eyed toddlers.

 

Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

- 10 inch long inflatable vinyl beard with elastic loop that go around your ears

- Classic red Santa hat

- Handy to have during all common Santa emergencies

- Sized to fit most adult heads

- Comes in a 3-3/4" x 4" collectable tin

- Fun White Elephant gift

 

Who Would Love Emergency Santa Kit?

Hosts of holiday parties that need a last minute Santa fix or parents worried that St. Nick thought Mikey was a little too naughty this year will love the Emergency Santa Kit. If Santa skips your house, then you can at least fake it and then hunt the jolly old elf down and have reindeer meat for dinner. No one, skips your house on Christmas. No one.

 

Frequently Asked Questions

If I wear this, then am I really Santa Claus?

Hmmm…let’s see. Fake Santa beard and hat, check. Reindeer, magical abilities and a sleigh filled with toys…nope. Sorry, there’s only one real Santa, and while the kit lets you get through in a pinch, it’s not meant for regular wear. It’s like the donut tire for your car.

 

Someone once said I had a heart three sizes too small, will wearing this give me Christmas spirit?

Christmas spirit comes from the love and joy of Christmas, not a hat and beard. But, it’s darn fine start. We say give it a try. If anything, you should be set on roast beast.

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer

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