Emergency Mustaches

Emergency Mustaches

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Imagine if you’re sitting at home and suddenly a man in a Hawaiian shirt, driving a time-traveling Ferrari barges in and asks you to come back to the 80s to help him solve a case. You’re all ready to go, but then he stops you. You don’t have a mustache. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Never let this fairly common social faux paux happen again by keeping a stash of Emergency Mustaches on hand at all times. This handy collection contains a series of mustache types that will look great on you no matter the situation. There are many styles and colors to choose from, so you’ll never run out of mustaches when you’re in desperate need for a quick lip broom.

Who doesn’t love a mustache? Answer: Nobody. We love the Emergency Mustache because you never know when you’re going to need that little extra facial hair. We would hate to know that anyone would be walking around ill-prepared for an instant ‘stache situation.


Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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