Emergency Bowtie

How many times have you found yourself in a total Bond moment, only to realize, to your utter humiliation, that you don't have a bowtie handy? The HORROR! Talk about an embarrassing situation.

Don't let this formal faux pas happen to you. Be proactive! Get yourself an Emergency Bowtie today.

Each Emergency Bowtie comes in a red tin that easily fits in your Ferrari glove compartment or under the driver's seat of your spare Porsche.

The next time a formal occasion pops up, you just clip on your silky black lifesaver and you're ready to conquer any upscale soiree.
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Emergency Bowtie

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