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Elegant as Fuck Mints
We’ve all had those days when we weren’t quite as sophisticated as we’d hoped. Maybe you ate that extra spicy burrito the night before, and you’ve been burping and farting all day. Or, it could be you just never had that internal filter that keeps you from saying inappropriate things. No matter the reason people consider you uncouth, you can throw it right back in their faces with Elegant as Fuck Mints. You’re as demure as royalty when you carry these mints around. It doesn’t matter how often you curse or insult people’s mothers, these mints prove you’re the cream of the crop.
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