Electric Toilet Tissue

Electric Toilet Tissue

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Sometimes 2-ply just ain't an option. I remember being horrified as my grandpa would recount stories of life during the depression and how his family had to use corncobs in lieu (or, more literally, loo) of toilet paper. It gave a whole new meaning to corn turds. Give grandpa a blast from the past with the Electric Toilet Tissue. It's a corncob humorously attached to an electric cord. The Electric Toilet Tissue is the perfect modernization of a classic gag gift. Gramps will turn bright red when he gets this gift and will hopefully catch the drift about dumping the corncob story.Don't worry...if he actually plugs the Electric Toilet Tissue in for a quick clean up...nothing happens.

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