The Deluxe Toupee

The Deluxe Toupee

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Growing old sucks. It's never easy to watch your hair slowly disappear over the years, but you can retain your youthful vigor by covering that unsightly bald spot with The Deluxe Toupee. You'll go from cue ball to Adonis in a flash. The Deluxe Toupee is made from synthetic hair and comes with self-adhesive tape to keep your dazzling locks from dancing right of your head. That would just be embarrassing. Plop The Deluxe Toupee on your head and watch the years disappear...or it will at least take the attention off your crow's feet.

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