The Dancing Dashboard Bacon

The Dancing Dashboard Bacon

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Hula girls may be exotic, but bacon is SIZZLING!

Is your wife constantly on you about how bacon isn't good for you? She'll be eating her words when she feels the sheer joy brought by the Dancing Dashboard Bacon's mischievous grin as he shakes his groove thing everywhere you go.

Everyone's favorite heart attack inducing breakfast food will merrily dance on your dashboard every time you turn the corner, accelerate or rush to mail off your annual bacon of the month membership fees. Everywhere you go, your Dancing Dashboard Bacon will always be a rockin' reminder of your favorite crispy meat treat!

Why We Love It

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  • Jared . Mar 1, 2013
    I love this guy! He sits in my cubicle with me all day long. It makes the office almost bearable.
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