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Countdown to Retirement Clock

Even if it's your first day on the job, fresh out of college, your thoughts turn to the day you can finally chuck the nine to five and spend your golden years teeing off or relaxing on the porch. It doesn't matter if it's days, week or decades until you finally get to retire, the Countdown to My Retirement timer will mark the days until you're free. You're boss will know your priority when he spies this little gift on your desk, but you can just smile knowing that day is coming. The timer also acts as a regular clock as well.
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Countdown to Retirement Clock
by Landon   On  06/27/2011

This clock sits right on my desk for the entire precinct to see. I want the world to see how much time I have left. It’s constantly blinking as a reminder and makes me smile when it catches my eye.


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