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Will she not stop talking about the time she caught you looking at another girl's boobs...three years ago? Does she make you wash the dishes and vacuum the floors? Take control of your woman with the Control-A-Woman Remote Control and put her in her place...as long as she wants to. Feeling in the mood? Hit the Remove Clothes button and hope for the best. Did you just get caught staring at her sister's butt? Hit the forgive or forget buttons and then press the give me a beer button for good measure.