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“Close” only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, but that may change thanks to Combat Condiments. These grenade-shaped condiments will blow you burger’s flavor away, and you don’t even have to pull the pin.
The hand grenade shape gives it an easy grip so you can load down your fries or other foods with as much ketchup and mustard as you want. When it comes to flavor explosions, you don’t get much better than Combat Condiments. They’re everything you’ve ever wanted, and they’re covered by the second amendment of the Constitution.