Coffee Toilet Mug

Coffee Toilet Mug

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Does your wife or coworker make the worst coffee on the planet? Let them know exactly how you feel with the Toilet Coffee Mug. Watch your friends gag as you drink the dark liquid from the bowl of a toilet complete with flushing handle.

This porcelain throne replica holds 12 ounces of your favorite steamy beverage, and is the perfect gift for that potty mouth in your family. You will be the hit of the office as you drink from the toilet, just be wary of jealous looks from the family dog.

Your Porcelain Throne for The Morning

When the alarm goes off and your husband or wife has made the worst coffee on the planet, get out the Coffee Toilet Mug and they’ll know Starbucks won’t be calling anytime soon.


Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

-- Ceramic toilet-shaped coffee mug

-- Dishwasher Safe

-- Perfect for hot beverages

-- Can be used as a unique planter

-- Makes a great candy dish

-- Can be used as a bowl for cereals, soups or ice cream

-- Measures  5 x 3 x 4 inches

-- Toilet bowl holds up to 12 ounces


Who Would Love The Coffee Toilet Mug?

This is the perfect gift for anyone who has to sit through the worst coffee in the mornings. Work coffee isn’t’ known to be the best, so send a clear message where the brew really belongs. It’s also great for plumbers who have their hands wrist deep in toilets every day, so why not bring a little home.


Frequently Asked Questions


Can I put good coffee into it as well?

There is no rule that states that good coffee can’t be put in it as well. Think of it as the ultimate in camouflage. No one will try and steal your drink if they think it tastes like poo.

Does it flush?

Sadly, the Coffee Toilet Mug doesn’t actually flush. So if that coffee-like swill is too bad to drink, then you have to pour it out. The good news is since it doesn’t flush you don’t have to worry about the dreaded blow back.

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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  • Kent . Jun 5, 2011
    Ive always had a problem with people stealing my coffee mug at work. Not anymore! This is priceless! The first day I drank out of it; people thought it was great. Once they realized that they couldnt take it without me noticing; it no longer became great (for them)!
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