Chicken Chokin' Lotion

Chicken Chokin' Lotion

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When you’re sitting at home…alone…and wish you had a friend, pull out your Chicken Chokin’ Lotion, and pretend you’re the quarterback of the football team. Is your wife or girlfriend giving you the cold shoulder? If you went to the store to buy rubber balls…would they all be blue?

Chicken Chokin’ Lotion lets you take control of your life and relieve tension the best way possible. No one knows how to make you feel great like you do, so grab some lotion and let your mind wander to better days. 

Chicken Chokin' Lotion is a hilarious gag gift for men in all situations. Single, married, engaged - every man will get a laugh out of this "handy" gift.

For Novelty Purposes Only

No chickens were choked in the manufacturing or testing of this lotion.

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer

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