Caution Biohazard Toilet Paper

Caution Biohazard Toilet Paper

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We all know what comes out of grandpa’s butt should be packed away in a metal container and shipped off to Three Mile Island, but you can’t just say that to him. Let him get the hint naturally with Caution Biohazard Toilet Paper. Every time he wipes his butt, the world knows it’s time to pack in and become mountain people.

When he’s done, you can take some of the clean toilet paper and hang it outside the door to warn your family until the stench has dissipated. If you don’t, whoever’s next in line for the potty might return a hideously deformed mutant. Be safe. Get Biohazard Toilet Paper.

I’m the only female in a family of five, and the horrific nightmare that can come from my children’s bowels is not for the faint of heart.  When I saw Caution Biohazard Toilet Paper, I knew that other women in my situation had to have it. My kids’ love it because it’s cool and funny, and visitors are warned that they’re walking into what was considered a toxic wasteland just that morning.


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