The Butthole Birdhouse

The Butthole Birdhouse

$19.95
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Tired of the neighborhood birds waking you up with their early morning chirping? Maybe they’d sleep in too if they had a warm pIace to hang out? Give those feathered turds an appropriate place to crash – the Butthole Birdhouse.

This butt-shaped birdhouse puts the fun in functional. You’ll find yourself fighting back the laughter as your winged friends work hard to make that tush their new home.

If you think the Butthole Birdhouse is a little too crass, you can always call it Abode de Derriere. It may just be a big fancy word for butt house, but like everything else, it just sounds better in French.

Get Behind This Behind

You don't have to like birds to enjoy The Butthole Birdhouse. In fact, you probably can't stand the little buggers or else you wouldn't encourage them to fly up the old Hershey Highway. The good news is the birds won't have to worry about Taco Tuesday or lactose intolerance. The birds love it and can spend hours comfortably nesting about this deluxe derriere. You get a laugh, and they get a cushy tushy to call home. Everyone wins.

 

Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

- Mooning birdhouse has an exposed butthole entrance

- Gives birds a place to nest where the sun doesn’t shine

- Made from weatherproof resin

- Intentionally comes with a noticeable crack

- Measures approximately 20.7 x 20.8 x 21.8 cm.

- Birds enter at the rear

 

Who Will Love The Butthole Birdhouse?

Some guys like the chest and some guys like the butt, but all guys will get a kick out of this birdhouse. Hanging it up outside will be a prideful moment, and the first time a bird comes flying out of it will induce at least 20 minutes of laughter. Seriously, it's a bird…flying out of a butt. What isn't hilarious about that?

 

Frequently Asked Questions

Does it need a yearly prostate exam?

The Butthole Birdhouse is guaranteed to be polyp free for the entirety of your ownership. There will be no need for you to be sticking anything up the butthole except for finches and cardinals. We don't want this to get weird or anything.

 

Is this a working birdhouse?

Believe it or not, this big butt is a fully functional, cozy birdhouse. Birds will flock to it for shelter, and you can watch from your window as they frolic to and fro in their brand new butthole sanctuary. They might like it so much that they'll never leave and then try explaining that to the neighbors. 

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer

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