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Wish you could play golf all year round from the comfort of your home or office? You'll have a blast with the Butt Putt Farting Practice Putter!
Practice your putting skills by hitting a gold ball into an awaiting rump. Every time you sink the ball the Butt Putt will applaud your success with one of six explosive fart sounds. Every round you play will help you hone your golf skills while you're roaring with laughter.
The Butt Putt will quickly become your favorite office...or orifice...game. Once you shoot a ball into a butt, putt putt just doesn't look the same. The Butt Putt Golf Farting Practice Putter combines two of most golfers favorite things: Golfing and Farting.
The Butt Stops Here
What’s more entertaining than trying to shoot a ball into a hole that farts in triumph? The Butt Putt gives a hole in one a whole new meaning. You haven’t heard this many farts while playing golf since you caddied the seniors tournament at your grandpa’s retirement community. That was one stinky round of golf.
Specs, Features and Bragging Rights
- Compact so it travels well to meet all your butt putting needs…anywhere
- Perfect for home, office or anywhere golfing and gas are appreciated
- Measures 8 x 9 x 3 inches
- Requires 3 AA batteries (not included)
Who Would Love The Butt Putt?
Anyone over the age of 50 is very familiar with both aspects of this equipment…golfing and farting. Is your boss an avid golfer with a good sense of humor? He might enjoy hearing the occasional rear end raspberry as he sinks a few putts between meetings. It’s the perfect gift for anyone that loves golfing and farting -- which pretty much covers everyone.
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I Choose From A Variety Of Fart Sounds?
As much as we would all love to choose which fart sound will serenade us every time we put a ball in the butt, the six standard fart noises toot randomly. You can always make your own sound effects by simply eating a can or two of chili before playing.
Will This Improve My Golf Game?
Well, trying to shoot a ball into a bent over butt may seem frivolous, but it will actually help with your putting game. Whether or not it can help you have a more fulfilling farting session has yet to be determined.