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You deal with it everyday and are forced to sit in silence as family and coworkers expel bullshit at you at break neck speeds. Stop the flow of crap to your ears with the Bullshit Button. When you sense a salvo of fresh bullshit coming your way, press the button and sound the alarm. The button has a rotation of several phrases that loudly exclaim the truth for all to hear, such as “That was bullshit!” and “Warning, warning! Bullshit alert!” Your cubicle will never be the same once you realize that you wield the ultimate weapon against bullshit, and keep it in your pocket for when your teen starts making excuses about...well...everything.
We love the Bullshit Button because when dealing with grade A bullshit, the only thing that works is subtlety. And nothing is subtler than a giant, red button that screams to the other person “You’re full of it.” No bullsh*t, 100% of the time, the Bullshit Button works every time.