Box of Nothing

Box of Nothing

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Give Them What They Ask For

How many times have people told you they wanted nothing for their birthday, Christmas, etc.? Guess what? They’re lying! Luckily, you can make them tell the truth in the future by giving them exactly what they asked for now. Our Box of Nothing is a chocked full of absolutely nothing.

Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

-         Hilarious gag gift for the guy or gal that has everything

-         Clear gift box displays all the incredible nothing inside

-         Absolutely nothing in every box

-         Gives those who ask for “nothing” exactly what they wished for

Who Would Love a Box of Nothing?

This is perfect for every annoying wife, husband, or friend that always replies with “nothing” when you ask what they want for special occasions. We’re pretty sure that if they finally get all the nothing they’ve been asking for, they’ll never answer that way again.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I get this for my wife…and survive?

We believe so, but you might want to grab a backup gift – just in case. While you may not be a mind reader, your better half expects you to know what she wants. The good news is that even if you’re completely clueless, after receiving a Box of Nothing, anything else you give her will look way better.

Is this really nothing?

On a scientific level, the box is filled with air, which contains oxygen, nitrogen, etc., so it’s technically not nothing. It’s nothing that anyone can actually use, so in that respect it really is nothing. Still, everyone will get a great laugh when the recipient opens the gift to find a designer stash of nothing inside. 

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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