One pet peeve that every professional shares from waitresses to nurses to bankers is having someone walk of with their pens.

Nip it in the ballpoint, or at least sabotage the next thief with a set of Borrow My Pen pens. From a distance, they look just like any other logo and sales pitch pen, but when your victim takes a closer look, they'll be shocked by the hilarious labels.

Then next time some mooch tries to make off with your pen, make sure it's one of these eight. The next person that steals it from him will wonder forever if he patronizes “Electrolysis Is Us” or has a membership at the “Verdant Fields Nudist Camp”!