It was a great date. There was wine, laughter and even a little footsie. You shared the perfect kiss goodnight, but as you walked away you noticed the campaign sign in the lawn and realized you just locked lips with…
…or a Democrat (we don’t judge).
Don’t spazz, cry or vomit! You have to keep your composure in the presence of the
enemy politically incompatible individual watching you from the window.
Instead, reach for the flava that will save ya! Grab a handful of…
…and wash away the taste of betrayal! Then, promptly destroy any traces of evidence you took a walk on the wild side–starting with the phone number you just programmed into your phone. You DON’T want to drunk dial yourself into another inter-party indiscretion.