Toilet paper. It’s the unsung hero of personal hygiene. Not a day goes by when you can live without the stuff, yet it’s never given its due props.
Frankly, we think that crap stinks.
So, today we salute toilet paper, but not just any ordinary, white TP. We’re simply cooler than that. And, because we believe that everything should be funny and unique, we’re applauding novelty toilet paper. Why? It’s the shiz; that’s why.
Toilet paper doesn’t have to be ordinary just because it’s duty is doody. That’s as unfair as it is plain, old boring. And, it’s in this spirit that we present our selection of funny toilet paper.
Start the big day with with a celebratory dump.
Despite your pleas for two-ply, he brings back bargain basement tissue that would make Sheryl Crow need to wind it around her hands.
Rockin’ a deuce-free derriere is so money.
Those rear smears won’t even see it coming.
Can you clean your bum with the Commander and Chief? Yes you can!
Toilet paper is the potty companion you can’t doo without, so why shouldn’t it be extraordinary. When you have funny toilet paper at the ready, you’ll be smiling from sit to swirl.