Bigfoot Action Figure

Bigfoot Action Figure

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You don’t have to believe in him to enjoy playing a rousing game of scare the crap out of the campers. The Bigfoot Action figure is a lifelike representation of the potentially mythical creature. He would look great on your desk at work with your Dr. Who Sonic Screwdriver and remote control zombie. Yeah, we know you have them.

Bigfoot has been seen by hundreds of people in the dense forests of the United States and Canada, but you can have him all to yourself with your very own action figure.

The Legend Continues…

There are television shows, movies, books and even erotica about this elusive creature, but few have actually seen the hairy mammoth. Bigfoot may be a myth today, but he can be a fact if placed on your desk or mantle. The Bigfoot Action Figure is a lifelike and historical representation of what we think this potentially mythical creature actually looks like.


Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

- Lifelike Bigfoot Action Figure

- Looks awesome at home or in office settings

- Measures approximately 7-1/4" Tall

- Made from hard vinyl

- Doesn’t shed or keep you awake at night with wild mating calls

- Great gift for skeptics and believers alike

- Articulated and posable

- Comes in illustrated display box in case you’re afraid to unleash the beast


Who Would Love the Bigfoot Action Figure?

Besides female squatches, the action figure is perfect for that diehard believer that goes out on weekends knocking on trees, collecting hair samples and looking for the beast. He may never actually find that elusive forest creature, but he can always take comforting in knowing that there’s a Bigfoot Action Figure waiting for him at home.


Frequently Asked Questions

How do you know what he looks like?

There have been hours of shaky and blurry footage we have gone through to form this completely scientific replica of the non-existent beast. There is a distinct possibility that this may actually look like the creature. Or, we could be completely wrong, but how are you going to prove it? Yeah. That’s what we thought.


Are you sure that's Bigfoot and not Chuck Norris?

Yes, because Chuck Norris is actually hairier than Bigfoot. In fact, Bigfoots were frequently found out in the open until they saw Chuck Norris, and fled into the woods scared. Chuck Norris can’t have an action figure because there isn't enough action to do him justice. And, Chuck Norris demands justice.

Why We Love It

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