Bacon Stocking

Put bacon on a salad and you've got some sizzle. Put bacon on a pizza and you've got a masterpiece. Put bacon on a stocking and you've got a present magnet.

The Bacon Stocking is one piece of footwear Santa won't be able to stop looking at. It's no secret that the jolly old elf has a fascination with this pork product, so when he sees it, he'll stuff something a little extra special in it.

The Bacon Stocking is the perfect present for every pork fanatic, bacon lover or breakfast eater on your list.
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Bacon Stocking There's nothing more infuriating than racing to the john with a potty emergency and finding a turd floating in the pot. What better way to teach Mr. McNasty to practice common courtesy in the bathroom than by giving him a dose of his own medicine? The only way to upstage a floating butt-bomb is to leave this realistic-looking fake poop on the seat of the toilet before his next attack. The Fake Poop Party Pooper looks like the real McCoy, but without the stinky fudge-fingers! Prankster's hint: Amp up the gross factor by smudging a little chocolate bar on the seat and cracking open one of our rotten egg smelling Stink Bombs. The results will be epic!
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