Bacon Lip Balm

Bacon Lip Balm

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Everything is better with bacon!

Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of our Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock.

Warning: Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not bite your lips.

I’m gonna shoot from the hip here; when we ordered the bacon lip balm, we did it for ourselves. I mean, is there any flavor on the planet better than that salty deliciousness? NOPE! And to be able to smear it on our lips any time we want without clogging our arteries? Let’s just say it’s taking a huge amounts of willpower to share it with the world. You’re welcome.


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  • Shari . Jan 18, 2011
    Got this for my sister-in-law and she thinks this is the funniest gift she has ever received. It would be a little much for me, I think, but if you\'re looking for a full-on bacon experience in a tube, this is it, lol!
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