The Bacon Body Wash

The Bacon Body Wash

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Is there a more heavenly scent than bacon? If you’ve ever wished you could head out into the world smelling like this irresistible high cholesterol treat, then you’ll love Bacon Body Wash.

Men and women will be all over you as they experience the natural aphrodisiac qualities that is the world’s greatest food. Strangers will sniff you as you cross the street and don’t think about entering a pet store. Everyone will be your best friend when you go out on the town smelling like bacon.


Warning: Bacon Body Wash is for external use only you cheeky monkey.

Slather Yourself in Tasty Bacon

Who hasn’t dreamed of covering himself in bacon and letting that blessed aroma be his signature scent? Bacon Body Wash is everything you could dream of -- and odds are you have. The tantalizing fragrance of bacon is a natural aphrodisiac that will make the ladies and wild animals go…wild. Wash with Bacon Body Wash and be ready to run.



- Leaves bathers smelling just like bacon

- 5 oz. bottle of liquid soap

- Just like washing with breakfast meat, without the grease stains

- Attracts dogs of all sizes


Who Will Love Bacon Body Wash?

It’s effing bacon! Everyone will love it. Even vegetarians will come out of the woodwork to cover themselves in this heavenly scented body wash. It may not be kosher, but it’s pure decadence. We don’t believe there is a single person out there that won’t fall in love with this body wash and spend the next week sleeping with it under their pillow.


Frequently Asked Questions

Can I eat it?

NO! Keep the Bacon Body Wash out of your mouth because all you’ll do is yack up some great smelling gurge. Bacon Body Wash may smell like it comes from heaven, but it doesn’t taste like everyone’s favorite cardiac arrest contributor. Go ahead and rub it all over your body like you’re in a bad 70s porno, but remember it’s for external use only.

I’m a vegetarian, but I want this product. Do I need to give back my vegetarian discount card?

No one can resist the power of bacon. Many vegetarians have expressed their anguish over the inner battle to bacon or not. This is the perfect solution. Drink in the aroma without breaking your diet. Please, keep your vegetarian discount card and just enjoy your bacon love. It’s perfectly natural.

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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