Bacon band aids will cure any ouchie. When I was a kid, mom would stick a steak on my black eye, and so many years later you can slather your booboos in pork. Ok, so literally covering open wounds in pork products may not be the safest or most hygienic alternative, but you can get the next best thing with Bacon Band Aids. These fully functional Band Aids look just like strips of bacon and adhere easily to most minor cuts and scrapes. Our Bacon Band Aids are salmonella free, so go hog wild. Let your bacon lover know how much you care by kissing his owie and covering it in bacon.