Avenging Unicorn Action Figure

Avenging Unicorn Action Figure

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Everyone thinks unicorns are cute creatures full of purity, innocence and rainbow poo, but they’re really sociopathic nightmares seeking blood. The Avenging Unicorn Action Figure features the majestic beast and comes with three different annoying people you can impale with its singular horn.

Need a stress reliever? Grab the mime and watch as his silent screams go unnoticed when you dole out some whimsical justice. This is one bad unicorn that won’t be granting any wishes…unless your wish is to impale something, then you’re good to go. This is the perfect accessory to any unicorn collector or office worker annoyed by management.

Set includes:

1 Super surly unicorn bent on vengeance

1 Obnoxious hipster who spends 10 minutes ordering his morning coffee

1 Annoying mime who totally has it coming

1 Stuffy bank CEO who thinks he's better than you.

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