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It's not the gum, honey. These giant fruit flavored gum pieces are definitely not on your diet, but that doesn't mean they are the reason your butt won't fit through the door. The good news is chomping on these large pieces of gum will distract people from the junk in your trunk.
When a woman asks a man this question, the answer is obvious. It could make her butt look like the back end of a pink Cadillac, but if you want to keep your twig and two berries, you say no. We love Ass Look Big Gum, because it pokes fun at the age-old question that nobody is dumb enough to actually answer truthfully.