After a long day of decapitating vampires, Abe Lincoln came home and dropped the kids off at the pool, smelling up his log cabin. Honest Abe Lincoln Log Lavatory Mist was his way of eliminating the stinky scent all the way to the hallowed halls of the White House.

The mist is scented with natural eucalyptus and thyme and is infused with essential oils to make even the nastiest logs smell fresh and clean. If Honest Abe used it, then the American thing to do is use Abe Lincoln Log Lavatory Mist after you doo.

Every spritz will be a celebration of the president who abolished slavery, vampires and bad bathroom odors.