ABC Cookie Cutters

ABC Cookie Cutters

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Already Been Chewed Cookie Cutters Whether you're tired of cookie monsters grabbing your goodies or just have a morbid sense of humor, you'll love the ABC Cookie Cutter. This set of cookie cutters makes standard gingerbread with one minor difference...each seems to have a bite already taken out of him.

Nobody will run off with you ginger people anymore! He'll see the missing head, arm or leg and assume you've already been snacking on them. sharing. It's so devilishly simple, you'll be ashamed you never baked them before.

The ABC (Already Been Chewed) Cookie Cutter set comes with three designs and makes a fantastic gift for every Suzie Homemaker or ER doctor on your shopping list!

Oh The Humanity

What’s the most satisfying part of the gingerbread cookies? Is it the taste or the cute decorations? No, it’s biting their heads off. It’s making those screaming sounds as you chomp off their legs. It’s your own private guilty pleasure, but ABC Cookie Cutters lets you show a little of your dark side to everyone. Cookie cutters that come with appendages missing are awesome. It’s like the gingerbread man zombie apocalypse.


Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

- Recommended age: 3 years+

- Comes with three delightfully bitten patterns

- Made from high quality cast aluminum

- Easy to Clean

- Each Measures: 3.5H x 2.5W


Will these cookies make small children run away screaming?

Doubt it. Today’s children are so desensitized from years of violent video games and Netflix binging of horror films that a dismembered gingerbread man doesn’t even look out of place. In fact, add a little red frosting to give that extra bit of realism. The kids will appreciate your dedication to the macabre.

Will the gingerbread men try to seek revenge for their lack of hand, leg or foot?

You’ve been watching a little too much Shrek haven’t you? Well, modern mythology tells us that the one without the head is down for the count. If the others decide to pull a Chucky and not go towards the light, then some well-placed shots to the head should take care of them. The most tasty apocalypse EVER.

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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  • Laci . Oct 10, 2011
    These cookie cutters were a wedding gift and they LOVED it!
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  • Victoria . Jul 30, 2011
    We love cookies in our house and these are great cookie cutters! My children loved them. Fun way to make cookies with your kids.
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  • Jon G. Jul 25, 2011
    I can't wait to use these cookie cutters, very fast shipping!
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  • Mr. Z. Mar 29, 2011
    Cute cookie cutters. Nice addition to add to my gingerbread cookie gifts over the winter holiday season.
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  • Timbo . Jan 12, 2011
    How clever! The ABC(haha already been chewed) cookie cutters are great. It appears santa has come with every batch of cookies.
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